The OTHER Cinderella Story.

Once upon a time there was a husband, a wife, a
beautiful baby and a lovely little girl in love with princesses.  One night Cinderella was left on the ground after the little girl was sent to bed, the baby, on seeing Cinderella left there, sneakily scooted over to Cinderella and grabbed the doll and the wife allowed it.  Upon seeing this the husband, disapproving, grabbed the doll from the baby and began to lecture on choking hazards and to demonstrate how easily Cinderella's head would pop off and choke the baby.  However the demonstration proved more difficult than the husband had anticipated and the precious Cinderella was broken.  Many attempts by the husband to reattach the head were unfruitful and Cinderella was left, decapitated on the desk, hopefully to be fixed at a later date with the aid of very strong glue or the purchase of a new Cinderella.  All was quiet as the people slept.  The next morning however there was great sadness as the little girl found her Cinderella headless on the desk.  Quickly the little girl solved this dilemma, with a piece of well placed tape.  And they all lived happily ever after.